DNS, cloud migrations, platform cleanup, and technical judgment

The King of DNS

For organizations whose internet has become too exciting.

Regal nonsense on top. Competent infrastructure decisions underneath.

Book a DNS / Platform Triage See the kinds of messes I fix

Because sometimes the internet should actually resolve correctly.

Untangles DNS and routing weirdness
De-risks cloud moves and platform changes
Cleans up inherited technical sprawl
Brings senior judgment when the docs are lying
What I help with

When the internet is mostly working, but nobody wants to touch it anymore.

Recommended wedge

DNS Audit

Review records, delegation, failover assumptions, cutover risk, and operational weirdness before it becomes a public event.

Best for teams with mystery records, brittle cutovers, vendor sprawl, or migration anxiety.

Audit My DNS Before It Audits Me

Cloud / Platform Triage

Find the dangerous confusion in an inherited environment, a half-finished migration, or a platform stack that has developed folklore.

Best for organizations midway through a cloud move, re-platform, acquisition mess, or reliability wobble.

Stabilize the Kingdom

Architecture Review

Get senior technical judgment on hosting decisions, migration paths, system boundaries, or the next permanent mistake you are about to make.

Best for leads who need clarity before they spend more money or harden the wrong architecture.

Request Royal Judgment
Why Bob

Safer calls, cleaner next moves, fewer heroic assumptions.

I help teams clean up brittle systems, clarify tradeoffs, and make safer technical decisions without pretending every problem needs a twelve-month transformation program.

The pageantry is optional. The judgment is not.

  • Fast assessment, clear recommendations
  • Strong fit for DNS, migrations, cleanup, and technical sanity checks
  • Comfortable with inherited systems and ambiguous ownership
  • Focused on practical next moves, not consulting theater
Who this is for

This page is for the people who got handed the keys after the architecture became a campfire story.

  • Teams with mystery DNS and too many vendors
  • Organizations midway through a cloud move
  • Founders or operators inheriting platform messes
  • Anyone who needs adult supervision before a risky cutover
How to engage

Start with the DNS / Platform Triage.

If the problem is small, you get clarity fast. If it is large, you leave with a cleaner plan and fewer heroic assumptions.

Book a DNS / Platform Triage Email Bob About a Specific Mess

You do not need to know whether this is technically a DNS problem. Confusion is an acceptable starting condition.

Disclaimer, proclamation, etc.

No monarchies were harmed in the making of this infrastructure advice. Exact change only. Professional judgment may contain DNS. Use in a well-ventilated production environment.